To Blog, or Not to Blog?

Actually, you guys, it's not a question. I am truly back to blogging!! Round of applause!!! Yes. Good. Anyway, I've decided that statues officially freak me out. Especially statues of peoples! It's really scary how their eyes can only focus on one spot, and when you walk in front of that spot, it's like they're looking straight into my soul, and...WOAH. I GOT CARRIED AWAY!! I have to tell you big news, not that mumbo jumbo! I GOT A SECOND GUINEA PIG!!! Yes, Vladimir Von Wadsworth of the Northern Premisis of the Irish Fronteir! That's his name! Although, for short, I call him Wadsworth. For even shorter I call him Wads. But only on occasion do I call him Vladimir Von Wadsworth of the Northern Premisis of the Irish Fronteir. Anyway, he's a great guy.