To Blog, or Not to Blog?

Actually, you guys, it's not a question. I am truly back to blogging!! Round of applause!!! Yes. Good. Anyway, I've decided that statues officially freak me out. Especially statues of peoples! It's really scary how their eyes can only focus on one spot, and when you walk in front of that spot, it's like they're looking straight into my soul, and...WOAH. I GOT CARRIED AWAY!! I have to tell you big news, not that mumbo jumbo! I GOT A SECOND GUINEA PIG!!! Yes, Vladimir Von Wadsworth of the Northern Premisis of the Irish Fronteir! That's his name! Although, for short, I call him Wadsworth. For even shorter I call him Wads. But only on occasion do I call him Vladimir Von Wadsworth of the Northern Premisis of the Irish Fronteir. Anyway, he's a great guy.

Excitement.com

Just so you know, Excitement.com is not a website. And if it is, don't sue me, I didn't mean to use it. Anyway, um, I just want to let you know that life is going good! I recently slayed a demonic cult of hippopotami but I lived. So NO WORRIES! Um...let's get a picture shall we?

I wrote a song about this picture.

You, you are a horse

but you were made, in paint, of course...

I, I am a people

that lives on top of a steeple, of course...

We, we are alive,

so let's do a jive on the steeple, made, in paint, of course...

BUCKWHEAT!

So I got that dream guinea pig I posted about! He is NOT white and brown spotted I'll have you know. I don't even care though, because honestly, brown spots are a sign of short lives, and I want my piggy to live a long prosperous life bringing peace to all nations. Anyway, he is black with scraggly hairy and a cocked ear that has multiple chunks taken off the top. I gave him a fitting name: BUCKWHEAT! He's a great little fat-kin. Definitely a FAT-kin. He is so round I could probably play soccer with him. Oh yeah, plus, he has an edible couch. So eat that! HA! GET IT! It's edible! Eat that...you know, eat that...cause it's edible...you know....Fine. I'll take my hilarious jokes elsewhere.

Guinea Pig

I am thinking of getting a guinea pig! Prefferably a white dude with brown spots, or maybe like green with orange stripes. I just don't think those are sold legally in this country...CRIPES. Looks like I have to settle with good ol' brown spots. So I've heard guinea pigs really, really, really like to be held a ton, and that they grow so attatched to their owner, that when you walk into the room, they whistle for attention. So I am going to teach my pig to whistle "Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da" for me. It shall be awesome! Wait, I still need a name...hm...I've got one! Sheraltin Nubworth of Southeastern Mubbletosh. Sherald for short. Yes...I like that. Ooh! Wait, yep. I have an idea. For real this time, it isn't fake! It's an idea! You should give me suggestions on the name in the comment thing. Under this post. Oh come on, it's easy to find. It says "comments" in blue letters! Look harder, ooh, you're getting warmer...there. That's it! So leave ideas for names and move on.

Speedy Guy

Speedy Guy. Awesome. Speedy. Awesome. It's a comic that I created about a dude named Caleb who gets bored in class and draws a comic he calls Speedy Guy. Then he goes home and it turns to real. So, the bad guys come out and they sort of try to maybe kill him or something and he turns into Speedy Guy! For Realsies! He can run like so fast that it's like really so fast. One time he ran really so fast that he runned on the air. And up the side of a building. And tied up a stick figure with a FILLED-IN HEAD! Anywhoosle-kaboozletoff it's cool. You can see posts on it at gdcomics.blogspot.com!

Salutations

^That^ is on Charlotte's web. And this "^" means look up. No you idiot don't look up in the air, on the screen. Gosh you dunce. Anyway I'm going to give you an idea. Go to gdcomics.blogspot.com. But that wasn't the real thing. I would just like to say that I find the word "Newquackijatt" quite exciting. What's that you ask? The definition? Well, let's look it up. In a dictionary. Yes, dictionary is a word. Now shut up and read.

Newquackijatt (NOO-kwak-UH-jat)

1. noun A person of or relating to smartness.
2. verb To newquackijatt is to sniff one's armpit.
3. adjective A word to describe green fleas. And crappy movies.

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Well there you have it. Newquackijatt. So when you see someone solve a math problem that is quite difficult, and congratulate them by saying, "Congratulations, newquackijatt!" and all you recieve in return is a big fat slap in the face, they probably thought you ment they look like a green flea. Or they're a really crappy movie.

P.S. I just started the second comic for GD Comics. It's called Speedy Guy.

Garage Dude Comics

Garage Dude

Here's the new Garage Dude Logo

Just a little pictureI drew. I was just trying out my new scanner and thought I might put this up.

Garage Dude

Hello my viewers/possible followers, if you're interested in a great comic just ask me. (If you know me, than good. If you don't, you don't deserve to.) It's called Garage Dude and it's about a guy who lives in a garage. What more do you need for awesomeness?!

Eli's Art

Buy it its way awesome.

HP LaserJet 1320

So the ratio of a ticket soaked in water divided by the square root of x is equal to the quantum in which water flows. That is code for we sell rugs. NOT drugs. RUGS!

Utes

Hey utah fans how about the win in the big easy.

Superheroes

Scary, eh?
Superheroes are the biggest weenies in the world. I mean take Superman for instance. Look at me I can fly and I have muscles and I...can fly! They're just dumb! Villains are cool though. I mean that joker guy? Sure he's scary but he's a true villain. So all of you wannabe supers, be villains.

Utah Man

You guys that dig this bloggerific blog should see uteshq.blogspot.com. Unless you're a BYU fan.