Boring Movies

I would just like to say that boring movies are my least favorite thing, on this planet. In fact, they are probably my least favorite in not only this universe, but any other parallel universes that exist. Let's compare boring movies to a bad...calzone. A good calzone has plenty of not boring stuff. A bad calzone is chuck-full of boring old blandness. Man, that's a good analogy. Because boring movies are totally bland! So yeah. Next time you go to a movie, you should check the Good-Calzone-O-Meter. I'm going to suggest that idea to the Inter-Universal Movie Company. A little chart that graphs the boringness/excitingness of the flick. Pretty smart, eh?