Boring Movies

I would just like to say that boring movies are my least favorite thing, on this planet. In fact, they are probably my least favorite in not only this universe, but any other parallel universes that exist. Let's compare boring movies to a bad...calzone. A good calzone has plenty of not boring stuff. A bad calzone is chuck-full of boring old blandness. Man, that's a good analogy. Because boring movies are totally bland! So yeah. Next time you go to a movie, you should check the Good-Calzone-O-Meter. I'm going to suggest that idea to the Inter-Universal Movie Company. A little chart that graphs the boringness/excitingness of the flick. Pretty smart, eh?

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla and a Happy New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!! Yes, I realize it's a little late into the New Year, but only by a couple of days, so if you're even a bit manly, you'll get over it. Anwhoozlekaboozletoff, I am going to show you MY New Year Resolutions.

1. Wrestle an angry radioactive giraffe. (Very important.)

2. Wear a kilt to school. (I hear those are back in style.)

3. Learn how to tie my own shoes. (Uh...don't ask.)

4. Read all 987 volumes of The Bat Goes Splat. (Popular book in Germany.)

Well, that's about it. Looks like I've got a lot to accomplish this year. I better get started. I hear they sell kilts at Wal-Mart and I just got my shoes some new laces.