PQ

So. Get this. P is obsessed with M. And Q and E are totally diggin each other. And C wants a G. Now P is being impatient and keeps talking about M. And C is starting to dig on P. OH YEAH. It's a letter-love pentagon. Now P is acting like she isn't obsessed with M, which is bull cradonkshnike, and C is thinking, 'Wow P, you are too freakin' obsessed' and E is like, ' QUIT FREAKIN' BETRAYING ME!!' And Q is just laughing at C cause he still wants a G, but he wants that G to be P. And apples smell like the aftermath of breakfast. And now E and C are both diggin on P, and P is diggin on M. And she is thinking M doesn't like P, but M likes P, but P thinks no, but M thinks yes, so love.com/yes. OH YEAH. C needs a G.

Love,

Prime Minister Niffgenshat

Missionary Cards

Missionary cards. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT. There's lots of letters and numbers and pictures. And temples. And I found one with people who have no shoes. Or socks. However (Jim Carrey voice), they are useful every-day items, I'm not going to lie to you. I find them very intriguing, nay, I find them very EXCITING. And preposterous, I don't know what that means, but it's something like the opposite of not common sense, so it's common sense. Missionary cards are common sense you idiots. (This is a shoutout to cops everywhere. PEACE.)