BUCKWHEAT!

So I got that dream guinea pig I posted about! He is NOT white and brown spotted I'll have you know. I don't even care though, because honestly, brown spots are a sign of short lives, and I want my piggy to live a long prosperous life bringing peace to all nations. Anyway, he is black with scraggly hairy and a cocked ear that has multiple chunks taken off the top. I gave him a fitting name: BUCKWHEAT! He's a great little fat-kin. Definitely a FAT-kin. He is so round I could probably play soccer with him. Oh yeah, plus, he has an edible couch. So eat that! HA! GET IT! It's edible! Eat that...you know, eat that...cause it's edible...you know....Fine. I'll take my hilarious jokes elsewhere.