Guinea Pig

I am thinking of getting a guinea pig! Prefferably a white dude with brown spots, or maybe like green with orange stripes. I just don't think those are sold legally in this country...CRIPES. Looks like I have to settle with good ol' brown spots. So I've heard guinea pigs really, really, really like to be held a ton, and that they grow so attatched to their owner, that when you walk into the room, they whistle for attention. So I am going to teach my pig to whistle "Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da" for me. It shall be awesome! Wait, I still need a name...hm...I've got one! Sheraltin Nubworth of Southeastern Mubbletosh. Sherald for short. Yes...I like that. Ooh! Wait, yep. I have an idea. For real this time, it isn't fake! It's an idea! You should give me suggestions on the name in the comment thing. Under this post. Oh come on, it's easy to find. It says "comments" in blue letters! Look harder, ooh, you're getting warmer...there. That's it! So leave ideas for names and move on.